acne, hormones, randomisity, zits

Zit of the Month Club- My face in technicolor hormones….

WELCOME! You’ve entered the NEW Zit of the Month Club! Membership includes: One painful, large to supersize zit, of varying styles and colors, delivered straight to your face each month, while you sleep, and guaranteed to be just in time for your special ocassion and or “period of discomfort and malaise.” AKA: your monthly. Special bonus with purchase! A parade…

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